键盘侠|火箭是西部最大的伪强队?阿门和申京在一起永远没法争冠

键盘侠|火箭是西部最大的伪强队?阿门和申京在一起永远没法争冠

[赛后帖]🏀黄蜂力克火箭迎 8 连胜 克尼佩尔 24 分 鲍尔 20+6 杜兰特 31+5 断

球员数据:

黄蜂(24-28):克尼佩尔24分4板2助、鲍尔20分6板4助、布里奇斯18分6板4助、格林14分1板2助4断、米勒11分3板1助3断、迪亚巴特7分12板4助、詹姆斯6分2板2断、曼恩5分5板3助、卡尔克布伦纳2分4板1助4断、威廉姆斯2分3板

火箭(31-19):杜兰特31分3板1助5断、史密斯17分7板2助2帽、阿门8分5板7助、申京7分8板5助、谢泼德7分2板2断、卡佩拉6分5板2断、格林6分2板1助、奥科吉6分1板、克劳福德5分1板2助2断、戴维森4分1板3助、芬尼-史密斯2分3板2助、霍勒迪1板1助

[–]HornetsCoffee____Freak 1125 points 4 hours ago

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN 🐝🐝🐝

黄蜂球迷:我们可能再也不会输了🐝🐝🐝

[–]HornetsLicit_x64 227 points 4 hours ago

You see them say Coby Kon and Sion immediately made a UNC Duke bet when they met 🤣

黄蜂球迷:你看到没,据说科比・怀特、克尼佩尔和赛恩・詹姆斯一见面立马就打了个北卡 vs 杜克的赌🤣

[–]HornetsCoffee____Freak 64 points 4 hours ago

Yes 🤣🤣 Love seeing Duke and UNC players on the same team 😅

黄蜂球迷:是啊🤣🤣 看着杜克和北卡的球员在同一队效力真有爱😅

[–]Hornetsdank-kush 1064 points 4 hours ago

The rockets bums played with more passion than their starters lol, I fully expected to get fraud-checked today.

黄蜂球迷:火箭的那群板凳废柴打得比首发还有激情,笑死,我本来以为今天会被打假(验明伪强队成色)的。

[–]HornetsPrimeTimeInc 315 points 4 hours ago*

Bro the end of their bench beat our ass in garbage time. That was some ugly ass basketball on our part.

黄蜂球迷:兄弟,垃圾时间里他们的板凳末端把我们要揍扁了。 我们打得真是丑陋至极。

[–]HornetsRillaboom2701 114 points 4 hours ago

kon even acknowledged it in the post game interview, really hope that gets cleaned up

黄蜂球迷:克尼佩尔在赛后采访里也承认了这点,真心希望能改改。

[–]Knicksontheru171 77 points 4 hours ago

40 year old Jeff Green somehow still plays with the fire of a 23 year old

尼克斯球迷:40 岁的杰夫・格林不知咋的,打起球来还跟 23 岁小伙子一样充满激情。

[–]MavericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT[S] 158 points 4 hours ago*

The Rockets are the biggest frauds in the West even bigger than the Lakers. It's not entirely their fault though the FVV and now the Adams injury really fucked them over.

独行侠球迷:火箭是西部最大的伪强队,比湖人还假。 不过也不全是他们的错,范弗里特还有现在亚当斯的受伤真把他们坑惨了。

[–]99Sold 128 points 4 hours ago

Amen not progressing is what actually fucked them. Rockets are banking on him becoming an actual star Amen and Sengun will never work together in terms of actually competing

球迷:阿门・汤普森没有进步才是真正坑了他们的地方。火箭指望他能成为真正的球星呢。 阿门和申京在一起永远没法去真正争冠。

[–]Ok_Possible_5702 82 points 4 hours ago

I will never understand the whole "but what if Amen develops a 3P shot". Dude has been a professional basketball player for like 8 years. If he's this bad of a shooter after so much practice, odds are he'll never become a good one.

球迷:我永远搞不懂 “如果阿门练出三分会怎样” 这种论调。 这哥们打职业篮球都快 8 年了。如果练了这么久还是这么烂的投手,大概率他永远也练不出来了。

[–]Fire_Demon-215 415 points 4 hours ago

We are witnessing the nastiest regression to the mean from the rockets. They started the season with the best offensive rating and 3 point shooting and it wasn’t sustainable without a PG

球迷:我们正在目睹火箭队最恶心的均值回归。 他们赛季初有着最好的进攻效率和三分命中率,但没有控卫这是不可持续的。

[–][HOU] Vernon Maxwellhackandsash 237 points 4 hours ago

The 3pt shooting definitely regressed, but now we don't have Adams to prop up our offensive rating. Offensive rebounding has cratered visibly.

火箭球迷:三分肯定是回归了,但现在我们没有亚当斯来支撑进攻效率了。 前场篮板肉眼可见地崩盘了。

[–]Fire_Demon-215 52 points 4 hours ago

Yea I wanna see this team with the full squad back next yr hopefully Fred and Adams will still be good

球迷:是的,我想看这支球队明年全员回归的样子,希望范弗里特和亚当斯到时候还行。

[–]Spurscarelesssportsfan89 363 points 4 hours ago

The hornets have a such exciting future. Been very impressed with their new front office. Could not been more happier for hornets fans.

马刺球迷:黄蜂的未来太让人兴奋了。 他们的新管理层让我印象深刻。真心为黄蜂球迷感到高兴。

[–]420_just_blase 154 points 4 hours ago

They truly deserve it. Takes a real fan to stick by a team like that for so long. Respect

球迷:他们确实配得上。能坚守这样一支球队这么久才是真球迷。瑞思拜。

[–][CHA] Malik MonkCrafthai 70 points 4 hours ago

been a marvelous year for carolina sports teams, we used to pray for times like these

黄蜂球迷:对卡罗来纳的体育队来说,这是美妙的一年,我们曾经祈祷能有这样的时光。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 240 points 4 hours ago

Moussa Diabate collecting souls of All-Star Centers

黄蜂球迷:穆萨・迪亚巴特正在收割全明星中锋的灵魂。

[–]megaman_cdx 197 points 4 hours ago

Watching Wemby vs Cooper in the WCF, winner plays King Kon??

球迷:看西决文班亚马大战库珀・弗拉格,胜者去打金刚(克尼佩尔)??

[–]MavericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT[S] 523 points 4 hours ago

I am SO ready for the Hornets to take over the NBA

独行侠球迷:我太准备好让黄蜂统治 NBA 了。

[–]Hornetsdeemerritt 255 points 4 hours ago

Im fine in the west

黄蜂球迷:我在西部没对手。

[–]HornetsCaptain_Charisma 117 points 4 hours ago

8 in a row baby! Finally! Tre Mann, get ready to learn Chinese buddy.

黄蜂球迷:8 连胜宝贝!终于等到你! 特雷・曼恩,准备好学中文吧(去 CBA)伙计。

[–]HornetsVoxityy 110 points 4 hours ago

you just lost to some bugs

黄蜂球迷:你们输给了一群虫子。

[–]Existing-Sky9914 264 points 4 hours ago

In just the last month, the Hornets have absolutely demolished OKC, Spurs, Rockets, Nuggets, Lakers, Mavs, Pelicans, Grizzlies, Jazz.

球迷:就在上个月,黄蜂彻底摧毁了雷霆、马刺、火箭、掘金、湖人、独行侠、鹈鹕、灰熊和爵士。

[–]Bullsgargoyleboy69 112 points 4 hours ago

KonBall is fine in the West

公牛球迷:克尼佩尔球在西部没对手。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 77 points 4 hours ago

Kind of funny that it was the Clippers and Warriors that sonned us lmao.

黄蜂球迷:挺搞的是,居然是快船和勇士把我们当儿子打 lmao。

[–]HawksmyhellcatgotRepod 91 points 4 hours ago

The red hot 8 win streak Hornets vs the 1 game under .500 Midlanta Hawks fighting for the ultimate prize in the Eastern Conference: The 9 seed in the play-in. This is bigger than any Wrestlemania, UFC or Boxing main event ever

老鹰球迷:豪取 8 连胜的黄蜂对阵差一个胜场就到五成胜率的老鹰,争夺东部至高无上的奖赏:附加赛第 9 名。 这比任何摔角狂热、UFC 或者拳击主赛都要盛大。

[–]SpursUncoBeefWang 68 points 4 hours ago

buzz buzz (ignore the flair)

马刺球迷:嗡嗡嗡(忽略我的主队标志)。

[–]WizardsKennyc1234 137 points 4 hours ago*

The Hornets are the best team in the East and I say that with 0 irony

奇才球迷:黄蜂是东部最好的球队,我这话一点讽刺的意思都没有。

[–]HornetsLicit_x64 85 points 4 hours ago

They say the east is wide open but the Hornets would win the west

黄蜂球迷:他们说东部格局大开,但黄蜂要是去西部能拿冠军。

[–]Hornetskhazraxd 68 points 4 hours ago

WE WILL WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

黄蜂球迷:我们要拿 NBA 总冠军!

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